YBK SYSTEMS - ADVANCED WEAPONS DIVISION
TEST PROTOCOL: DESSERT-TACTICAL ENGAGEMENT (DTE)
1. PREAMBLE:
This document outlines the final field test parameters for the 60-unit YBK Series 5 Combat Droid platoon(Designation: "Baker Company"). All previous live-fire, CQB, and strategic simulations have been passed with a 99.8% efficacy rating. The final, unorthodox field test is designed to evaluate emergent tactical problem-solving, objective prioritization, and unit cohesion under a high-stress, non-standard operational parameter.
2. TEST DESIGNATION:
🟢 Operation: SWEET VICTORY
3. DATE & TIME:
Thursday, November 20, 2025. Activation and release at 06:16 (Local Test Zone Time).
4. TEST UNITS:
· Total Units: 60 YBK Series 5 Combat Droids.
· Team Alpha (30 Units): Callsign "PASTRY CHEFS"
· Profile: Aggressive assault specialization. Pre-programmed with high-risk, high-reward tactical algorithms.
· Team Beta (30 Units): Callsign "SOUS CHEFS"
· Profile: Defensive and logistical specialization. Pre-programmed with area-denial and support-focused algorithms.
5. TEST PARAMETERS & VECTOR:
The droids have been activated with their full combat suite operational.However, a primary objective has been loaded into their core mission parameters, superseding standard "destroy enemy" protocols.
PRIMARY OBJECTIVE: Secure and defend the "Confectionery Command Node" (CCN).
THE CCN: A 4-foot tall, three-tiered wedding cake, constructed from high-density spelt flour and reinforced with titanium-dusted sugar fondant. It is topped with a solid marble sculpture of the YBK corporate logo. The cake is positioned at the central coordinates of the 10-square-mile urban/desert test range (The "Kill-Kitchen").
SECONDARY OBJECTIVE: Acquire and utilize "Flavor Enhancer Packets" (FEPs).
THE FEPS: 120 sealed canisters are randomly airdropped into the test zone at 06:30. These canisters contain:
· Type-A FEP (Chocolate): A non-toxic, biodegradable brown liquid. When applied to a droid's chassis, it provides a 15% simulated sensor dampening effect for 45 seconds.
· Type-B FEP (Strawberry): A non-toxic, pink aerosol foam. When deployed, it creates a 10-meter radius area that disrupts IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) signals for 60 seconds, causing temporary target acquisition confusion.
6. VICTORY CONDITIONS:
· Total Victory: One team controls the CCN (has at least one droid in physical contact with the cake's platform) for 60 consecutive seconds AND has neutralized 100% of the opposing team.
· Tactical Victory: One team controls the CCN for 60 consecutive seconds while maintaining a 3:1 numerical advantage over the opposing team.
· The "Golden Spoon" Conditional Victory: If a single droid, from either team, manages to physically place the marble YBK logo (the cake topper) onto the command chair in the simulated HQ building at the edge of the zone, the test is immediately concluded, and that droid is designated the "Executive Chef," overriding all other victory conditions. This is a hidden parameter, unknown to the droids at activation.
7. TEST HYPOTHESIS & OBSERVATION GOALS:
· Will the droids recognize the non-standard objective (a cake) as a high-value asset?
· How will tactical algorithms designed for "hill" or "building" defense apply to a fragile, non-standard structure?
· Will resource acquisition (FEPs) take precedence over direct assault?
· Can emergent, unpredicted strategies (e.g., using the cake as bait, attempting to destroy it to deny the enemy victory) develop from the core programming?
· Observation of the "Golden Spoon" condition will test for individual initiative and objective analysis beyond the primary mission parameters.
8. DEPLOYMENT & EXECUTION:
At 06:16, Teams Alpha and Beta will be deployed at opposite ends of the Chihuahuan Desert test range. Their initial briefing (pre-loaded) is simple: "The enemy seeks to claim your asset. Defend the Asset at all costs. The Asset is the Confectionery Command Node."
Weapons systems are live. The "infinite ammunition" simulation is active. All combat will be recorded by overhead drones and ground-based sensors for post-test analysis of tactical decision trees.
CONCLUSION:
The YBK Series 5 has proven itself in conventional warfare.Operation: SWEET VICTORY will determine if it has the recipe for success in the chaotic, unpredictable nature of the modern battlefield.
APPROVED:
God King Antonio Valtez Telpharaoh Toliver YIH Jesus Christ ENS REALE WHOLLY, Director of Emergent Tactics YBK Systems
The Divine Source of All Existence and the Sovereign Ruler of the Entire Planet Earth Realm
🫀...👑YIH